Todd Wade - Van Nuys Cowboys

Todd is a renowned film director of low-budget classic movies (well, some would call them 'no-budget' classic movies) such as The Appointment, Look @ Me and The Wedding Video.

In 2003, Todd became best known for being the only HFL Coach ever to win the coveted Hollywood Bowl in his Rookie season with the league, actually, that was his rookie season with any fantasy sports league. Apparently Todd's internet crashed during the first round of the draft just before his turn to select, forcing Yahoo's Auto-Pick to select his first round player. Upon returning online to the draft, Todd famously and furiously typed in the message 'who the fuck is Priest Holmes?!!!' Priest set a new record that season for touchdowns scored by a running back, and Todd rode Priest's back all the way to the Bowl Championship.

In 2007 Todd's internet once again crashed just minutes prior to the beginning of the draft and stayed down for an hour and a half, prompting Todd's soon to be roommate, Marty Signore (Cyber Tuna) to select his picks for him via telephone line, and thus probably ruining Marty's chances of claiming a three-peat of the Hollywood Bowl. Alan Waserman (Duelin' Diablos) had joined Todd at his house that day so they could draft together, and because of the internet crash Alan unfortunately ended up with an Auto-Pick team, but he did enjoy several beers in the comfort of Todd's swimming pool. In spite of all this, Todd ended up in fourth place in 2007, and had it not been for the Jessica Simpson curse over Tony Romo Todd might have made the HFL Super Bowl.